SWG: Playing with my Groove Thang

Entertainer breakthrough! I learned that persistence was the key to completing your funk missions, and I also learned how to “flourish,” which is SWG for “break out the funk.” These are not touchy-fakey sci-fi dances, either; this is some stirring the pot and shaking your ass. I have to do it a lot to get money, so I’m sure it’ll get routine, but right now watching “Chewbacca” shake it is pretty fabulous. I like this profession.

I bought some clothes, which feels odd; I thought Wookiees didn’t wear clothes. Chewbacca just has that body jewelry thing, and nudity makes it easy for me to express my dance. Nakedness marks you as a newb, though, and I want to fit in. I went to a Tailor and bought some basic togs — they show fine craftsmanship, and she was very nice, even though I had trouble with the trade interface and, I’m pretty sure, didn’t give her enough money.

As soon as I put on my stuff I realized that Wookiee clothes are just big Ewok clothes. How humiliating is that? I look OK though. I’m thinking about working some strip tease into the act.